Sometimes, it can be really hard to pick 50th birthday wishes for someone special! But it doesn't have to be! All you need to do is check out the birthday messages here.
All the 50th birthday greetings below have what it takes to celebrate the 50th birthday of the ones you love: each offers you a unique way that befits this major milestone. The end result? You have a huge choice of inspirational, sentimental and funny messages to choose from.
And if you want to make it even easier for yourself, simply click here for some great tips from page 1 of this section (just to get you in the right mindset).
At 50, when everything in your life just sucks and you can't stand the thought of another 50 years on Earth, you know what you have to do…drink wine and eat chocolate. Happy 50th birthday!
When you hit 50 and menopause hits you, the last thing you want to hear from anyone is encouragement, so I’ll tell you the truth. It's better than the alternative: sex. Happy 50th birthday!
At 50, the first signs of mid-age aren't memory loss, wrinkles, aches and pains — it's when you get your first pair of progressive eyeglasses. Happy 50th birthday!
Happy 50th birthday! It's hard to believe that you've only seen 50 years come and go. You have the heart of a 20 year old and the soul of an ancient poet. You amaze me.
Happy 50th birthday is the least I want to say to you on your special day. The most? You're my idea of what every 50 year old should be: simply great!
Happy 50th birthday! If you've made it this far, the next 50 years will be a cinch! Not!
When you turn 50, you enter a new and exciting world of possibilities — your mid-life crisis. Enjoy every single minute of it! And if need any ideas, just ask. Happy 50th birthday!
You're more than halfway through your life expectancy and just in time for your mid-life crisis. Time to drive off in that car you've always wanted and get your mid-life mojo on. Happy 50th birthday!
There's no time like the present to follow your bliss and give your dreams another chance. I know you can! Happy 50th birthday!
Message Guy Pick
Turning 50 is hard for some people. The birthday wish below makes it a little easier. Why?
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This is one of my top picks because it validates what some 50 year olds must be feeling when they hit the half century mark. It says that, yes, you are still vital, even though you may need some work done to get you back in great shape. That's why I find this birthday message so uplifting. ◄ Read less
Age is in the eyes of the beholder. Some people might think you're "middle aged" now. But you know different. You're a vintage classic. With just a little polish, a new set of tires and a few coats of paint, you'll be ready to tackle the road ahead, come rain or shine! Happy 50th birthday!
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