What you'll find below is merely a preview of all the toasts I have in this section. Many more await you in just a click...via the links above or below.
Funny Birthday Toasts Preview
To a secret that has the whole world (and this whole room) buzzing with excitement and wonder...your real age.
Happy birthday! There's no sense in fretting about your age. Getting older is like owning a dilapidated home. Every year, it's a something else. One day, you need to get your pipes fixed and, the next day, you're spending thousands on a front facelift. Too bad we can't buy a new home.
Here's to you. No matter how old you get, you never look your age. The only way I would know you're 50 is because I have it on good authority that your chiropractor sent you a birthday card.
I would like to raise a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking! If you're going to lie, lie for your friend. If you're going to steal, steal someone’s heart. If you’re going to cheat, cheat death. And if you're going to drink, drink with me!
I just wanted to take the time today to wish my wonderful mother a happy birthday! My Mom is an amazing woman. Her wisdom and unceasing patience have made me the person I am today. The root of everything she has taught me over the years epitomizes one simple thing – love. I love you, Mom. Happy birthday!
Just wanted to wish you a very, very happy birthday today! You're one of the most generous, hospitable, encouraging and kindest people I know, and I'm very thankful to have known you my whole life! Happy birthday!
Message Guy Pick
This is an amazing choice as a toast for someone you respect, whether it's your mother, father, brother, sister, cousin, uncle, aunt, friend, whoever.
So what if you're another year older. Think of it this way: You’re just one day older than yesterday. Have a wonderful birthday!
Let this be a lesson to you: beautiful young people are accidents of nature. But beautiful old people are works of art...and you’re a masterpiece! Happy birthday!
With every birthday, may you have 5 new friends, 3 more pounds of wisdom, 2 more tons of hope and a few more handfuls of magic dust to touch the lives of everyone around you. Wishing you a very happy birthday!