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Looking for memorable birthday toasts? Stop looking — you've just found the web’s best and biggest collection of beautifully written, mistake-free birthday messages for toasting. 

Use my toasts “as is” or change them to your liking — whatever makes you comfortable. Start off by choosing what's your style from the wide assortment of styles below... 

Funny Toasts

Sentimental Toasts

Cute Toasts

Inspirational Toasts

Clever Toasts

Romantic Toasts

Cool Toasts

Happy Toasts

Now you have another excuse to raise a glass and celebrate the birthdays of friends and family alike with a few well-chosen, unforgettable words.

Choose whatever style is your style...right below.

Funny Toasts

Sentimental Toasts

Cute Toasts

Inspirational Toasts

Clever Toasts

Romantic Toasts

Cool Toasts

Happy Toasts

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Now you have another excuse to raise a glass and celebrate the birthdays of friends and family alike with a few well-chosen, unforgettable words — with one more click of your mouse.

As you look through the toasts in this section, you'll come across my Message Guy Tips and Message Guy Picks, which will help you pick the ones that best suit the birthday boy or girl.

Every birthday toast is free and mistake-free

Every birthday tribute here is FREE to use. And every single one is writer-approved, so don't worry about making any mistakes.

Now you can feel comfortable standing up in front of any birthday party crowd and toast the birthday girl or boy with complete confidence.

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What you'll find below is merely a preview of all the toasts I have in this section. Many more await you in just a click...via the links above or below.

Funny Birthday Toasts

To a secret that has the whole world (and this whole room) buzzing with excitement and wonder...your real age.

Happy birthday! There's no sense in fretting about your age. Getting older is like owning a dilapidated home. Every year, it's a something else. One day, you need to get your pipes fixed and, the next day, you're spending thousands on a front facelift. Too bad we can't buy a new home.

Here's to you. No matter how old you get, you never look your age. The only way I would know you're 50 is because I have it on good authority that your chiropractor sent you a birthday card.


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Sentimental Birthday Toasts

I would like to raise a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking! If you're going to lie, lie for your friend. If you're going to steal, steal someone’s heart. If you’re going to cheat, cheat death. And if you're going to drink, drink with me!

I just wanted to take the time today to wish my wonderful mother a happy birthday! My Mom is an amazing woman. Her wisdom and unceasing patience have made me the person I am today. The root of everything she has taught me over the years epitomizes one simple thing – love. I love you, Mom. Happy birthday!

Just wanted to wish you a very, very happy birthday today! You're one of the most generous, hospitable, encouraging and kindest people I know, and I'm very thankful to have known you my whole life! Happy birthday!

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This is an amazing choice as a toast for someone you respect, whether it's your mother, father, brother, sister, cousin, uncle, aunt, friend, whoever. 

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Cute Birthday Toasts

Here’s a special rhyme for your birthday: "Another candle on your cake? Well, that's no cause to pout. Be glad that you have the strength to blow the damn thing out! Happy birthday!

May you have been born under a  lucky and little star and may that star never lose its twinkle. Happy birthday!

Time marches on! Now tell us the truth — where did you find the fountain of youth and why are you keeping it all to yourself? Happy birthday!


Inspirational Birthday Toasts

Great accomplishments require great people. We know you have many more great accomplishments to covet and achieve! Wishing you all the very best. Happy birthday!

Forget how long you've lived. Look at how much you've accomplished until now and how far you've got to go. Happy birthday!

May every birthday you celebrate bring you greater beauty (the real kind), a wealth of intelligence, more insight and lasting wisdom. Have a wonderful birthday!


Clever Birthday Toasts

So what if you're another year older. Think of it this way: You’re just one day older than yesterday. Have a wonderful birthday!

Let this be a lesson to you: beautiful young people are accidents of nature. But beautiful old people are works of art...and you’re a masterpiece! Happy birthday!

With every birthday, may you have 5 new friends, 3 more pounds of wisdom, 2 more tons of hope and a few more handfuls of magic dust to touch the lives of everyone around you. Wishing you a very happy birthday!


Romantic Birthday Toasts

I love you. Like the trees love and need water and sunshine to thrive, you help me grow, prosper and reach great heights. Happy birthday, darling!

I know I don't say it aloud as often as I should but I love you! Hope you have an amazing birthday today!

With each year, I love you more. Remember that your best years are still ahead of you and I'll be there for every up and down and in between. I love you. Happy birthday!


Cool Birthday Toasts

May we keep a little of the fuel of youth to warm our body in old age. Happy birthday!

May you live as long as you want, may you never want as long as you live. Here’s to your birthday!

May you live to be a hundred years old, with one extra year to repent. Happy birthday!


Happy Birthday Toasts

To a great birthday, a great year and a great guy! May this day be your greatest! Cheers!

Here's to you! No matter how old you are, you don't look it!

To wish you joy on your birthday and the whole year through, for all the best that life can hold is none too good for you.


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