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Birthday Toasts

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Funny Birthday Toasts


To the most cleverly guarded secret in this country: your age.

<Name>, don’t worry about getting older.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Happy birthday!

Here's to <Name>. No matter how old he is, he doesn't look it.
The only way you would know he’s fifty is because his chiropractor sent him a birthday card.


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Sentimental Birthday Toasts


I would like to raise a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking!
If you're going to lie, lie for your friend.
If you're going to steal, steal someone’s heart.
If you’re going to cheat, cheat death.
And if you're going to drink, drink with me!

I just wanted to take the time today to wish my wonderful mother a happy birthday! My mom is an amazing woman. Her wisdom and unceasing patience have made me the person I am today. The root of everything she has taught me over the years epitomizes one simple thing – love. I love you, Mom. Happy birthday!

Just wanted to wish <name> a very, very happy birthday today! <She's, He’s> one of the most generous, hospitable, encouraging and kindest people I know, and I'm very thankful to have known <her, him> my whole life! Happy birthday!


Cute Toasts


<Name>, here’s a special rhyme for your birthday: "Another candle on your cake? Well that's no cause to pout. Be glad you that have the strength to blow the damn thing out! Happy birthday!

May you have been born on your lucky star and may that star never lose its twinkle. Happy birthday!

Time marches on! Now tell the truth — where did you find the fountain of youth? Happy birthday!


Inspirational Birthday Toasts


Great accomplishments require great people. We know you have many more great accomplishments to covet and achieve! Wishing you all the very best. Happy birthday!

Forget how long you've lived. Look at how much you've accomplished until now and how far you've got to go. Happy birthday!

<Name>, may every birthday of yours also increase your self-confidence, beauty, intelligence, insight and wisdom. Have a great birthday!


Clever Toasts


<Name>, so what if you’re another year older. Think of it this way: You’re just one day older than yesterday. Have a wonderful birthday!

<Name>, beautiful young people are accidents of nature. But beautiful old people are works of art...and you’re a masterpiece! Happy 75th birthday!

With every birthday, may you have 5 new friends, 3 more pounds of wisdom, 2 more tons of hope and a few more handfuls of magic dust to touch the lives of everyone around you. Wishing you a very happy birthday!


Romantic Birthday Toasts


I love you, <name>, as the trees love water and sunshine — you help me grow, prosper and reach great heights. Happy birthday, darling!

I know I don't say it as often aloud as I should -- I love you, <name>! Hope you have an amazing birthday today!

With each year, I love you more. Remember that your best years are still ahead of you and I'll be there for every up and down and everything in between. I love you. Happy birthday!


Cool Birthday Toasts


<Name>, may we keep a little of the fuel of youth to warm our body in old age. Happy birthday!

<Name>, may you live as long as you want, may you never want as long as you live. Here’s to your birthday!

<Name>, may you live to be a hundred years old,
with one extra year to repent. Happy birthday!


Happy Birthday Toasts


To a great birthday, a great year and a great guy! May this day be your greatest! Cheers!

Here's to you! No matter how old you are, you don't look it!

To wish you joy on your birthday
and the whole year through,
for all the best that life can hold
is none too good for you.


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