Birthday Toasts



BY KEVIN NISHMAS | UPDATED: AUGUST 20, 2019

Looking for unique birthday toasts? Stop looking. You've just found the largest collection of toasts for birthdays. Choose from hundreds here. 

Now you can raise a glass and celebrate the birthdays of friends, family and lovers with clever, cool, cute, funny, happy, inspirational, romantic and sentimental birthday toasts that will make them feel special at their birthday party.


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Clever
Birthday Toasts

When should you use a clever birthday toast? This is the route to take for birthday guys or gals who would love a little bit of word play on their birthday. Below are examples of clever birthday toasts that you can use or change. 

So what if you're another year older. Think of it this way: You’re just one day older than yesterday. Have a wonderful birthday!

Let what I'm about to say be a lesson to you. When a young man or woman is beautiful, it is a fluke of Mother Nature. When an old man or woman is beautiful, it's a work of art...and you're a masterpiece! Happy birthday!

You taught me that the most obvious route to happiness is right under my nose. It's myself. And I just need to look at myself from another angle to be happy. Hoping you're as happy with yourself as I am because of you. Happy birthday.


Birthday Toasts - Clever Toast and Clever Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Clever Toast and Clever Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Clever Toast and Clever Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Clever Toast and Clever Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Clever Toast and Clever Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Clever Toast and Clever Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Happy birthday to the newest member of the Middle Age Club! Don’t wax nostalgic for your glory days. So what if you're now the perfect candidate for a mid-life crisis. On the bright side, this is so much better than an end-of-life crisis. Today is only the beginning of the end! Here's to getting older and celebrating many more birthdays!

Happy birthday! To me, you are still one in a million. To the world, though, you are one in a million Baby Boomers who believe age is not a number, but a series of experiences that can only lead to Botox or plastic surgery. Here's to getting older.

I once read that you shouldn't count your birthdays — you should make your birthdays count. I don't remember where I read it or who wrote it, but I've thought long and hard about this tip. And I have reached this conclusion: whoever wrote it must have died young or is an idiot. In any case, here's to making your birthday count. Happy birthday.


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Cool
Birthday Toasts

How do you write a cool birthday toast? You need to go beyond the ordinary and look at life with a slightly different perspective. This, I believe, is the very essence of cool.

The "cool" factor may seem elusive but below are cool birthday toasts that you can use or change to deliver the coolest birthday speech ever!

As you grow older, may you always celebrate and share the joy of life with the eyes of your inner child and the strength of your youth. Happy birthday!

Here’s to you! May you celebrate a lifetime of birthdays and may each one be the birthday of a lifetime.

May you live a long and large life with an even longer memory and larger bank account. Happy birthday!


Birthday Toasts - Cool Toast and Cool Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Cool Toast and Cool Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Cool Toast and Cool Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Cool Toast and Cool Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Cool Toast and Cool Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Cool Toast and Cool Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Happy birthday! This year, you have but one birthday, surrounded by 364 unbirthdays. Today, may your biggest pain be Dom Perignon champagne and your biggest ache the sweetest Platinum Cake.

May your journey of a thousand miles take you, at least on this birthday, to the heights of joy and wonder, making every step you take every other day of the year a walk in the park.

For most of us, the past we like to remember is but a collage of beautiful moments, each one a stitch in time and the tapestry of our lives. May all your tomorrows be flights of fancy that become beautifully and brilliantly true, deepening your kaleidoscope of memories. Happy birthday!


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Cute
Birthday Toasts

How do you write a cute birthday toast? You need to harness the sweeter, cuter side of life, so a hint of whimsy and cheer should do the trick. 

For some ideas, below are cute birthday toasts that you can combine, change or use "as is" for birthday guys or gals who think "cute" is what everything and everybody should be. 

Here’s a special rhyme for your birthday: "Another candle on your cake is no reason to pout. Just be happy you still have the strength to blow them out! Happy birthday!

May you have been born under a lucky and little star and may that star never lose its twinkle. Happy birthday!

Time marches on! Now tell us the truth — where did you find the fountain of youth and why are you keeping it all to yourself? You look great. I want more of what you have. Happy birthday!


Birthday Toasts - Cute Toast and Cute Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Cute Toast and Cute Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Cute Toast and Cute Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Cute Toast and Cute Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Cute Toast and Cute Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Cute Toast and Cute Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Happy birthday to the world's sweetest person. Today is when you came into this world…and made my world as sweet and delicious as a beautiful summer day.  May you always be the sweet center of this world (and my world).

Happy birthday. This is a special day for you, of course, because it's your birthday but, for us, it's because we get to celebrate how special you are. We love you.

You are truly the most wonderful person I know. You are truly full of wonder. And it's contagious. You bring a sense of wonder into every room you enter. That's a lovely gift you have. A day without you in it just doesn't seem right. Have a wonderfully special day.


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Funny
Birthday Toasts

How do you write a funny birthday toast? You don't need to be a comedian to write or deliver one. You should just be yourself and write what you think is funny.

To get started, below are funny birthday toasts that you can modify, blend or deliver "as is" for birthday gals or guys who think that life is a comedy of errors.

Here's to a secret that has the whole world (and this whole room) buzzing with excitement and wonder...your real age. Today, we should  wish you "happy (what) birthday"? 

Happy birthday! There's no sense in fretting about your age. Getting older is like owning a dilapidated home. Every year, it's a something else. One day, you need to get your pipes fixed and, the next day, you're spending thousands on a front
face-lift. Too bad you can't buy a new home.

Here's to you. No matter how old you get, you never look your age. The only reason I know you're 50 is because I have it on good authority that your chiropractor sent you a birthday card.


My plan was to write a very special toast for your birthday, like a short and sweet birthday poem that truly reflects where you are in life, but I couldn't find the right words for it. I mean, it's pretty hard to find anything that rhymes with decrepitude, disrepair or decay. So, let's just leave it at "Happy Birthday" and I hope you have many more.

Happy birthday! I'm not here to tell you that you're old. You already know you're old. Come on, you and I know that you're old enough to do what the heck you want, but you're young enough to remember that you should pretend you don't remember doing it. That's a good age to be in my books. Here's to you getting away with anything.

Happy birthday! You've been granted another chance to show that getting older does not necessarily mean getting wiser, starting tonight. But I can see that you already started without me. In the spirit of your birthday celebration, I will join you. If we're lucky, we won't be any the wiser tomorrow when we try to remember what we did tonight.


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Birthday Toasts
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When it comes to birthday toasts, this is an amazing choice for someone you respect, whether it's your mother, father, brother, sister, cousin, uncle, aunt, friend, whoever. It doesn't only have to be for your father.


Birthday Toasts - Epic Toasts for Epic Birthdays

This is such an honor to toast you.
You exemplify everything I hold dear.
Honesty. Integrity. Character.
Intelligence. Kindness. Love.
And it all comes so easily to you.
This is truly a special day.
Mostly, because it's your birthday!
Happy birthday, Dad!









Happy
Birthday Toasts

What are the best happy birthday toasts? My favorite are toasts that are upbeat with a dash of sentimentality.

For some ideas, below are happy birthday toasts that you can combine, revise or use word for word to make any birthday guy or gal feel so special.

To a great birthday, a great year and a great guy! May this day be your greatest! Cheers!

Here's to our absolutely stunning birthday girl! You light up any room you're in! It's impossible not to notice you. Everyone is drawn to you. We just love you to pieces! Happy birthday!

On behalf of everyone here, I would like to wish you all the joy, peace and health you want and need on your birthday and every day until your next one.


Birthday Toasts - Happy Toast and Happy Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Happy Toast and Happy Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Happy Toast and Happy Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Happy Toast and Happy Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Happy Toast and Happy Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Happy Toast and Happy Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

I truly hope that your birthday brings you more joy, love and wonder than you ever thought you could handle...and then some! You certainly deserve all the best that life and your special day has to offer! Here's to you. Happy birthday!

May you have a birthday that's so amazing, so full of everlasting love, never-ending laughter and peace of mind that it carries you through every other day of the year, until your next special day, when I will have the pleasure of wishing you the very best once again. Cheers. Here's to you.

First and foremost, happy birthday. May this special day, and the next 12 months be the happiest of your lifetime. I hope, starting today, your life brings you whatever you want. You deserve happiness, love and, most of all, unforgettable memories that you can treasure forever.


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Inspirational
Birthday Toasts

What is considered inspirational as a toast? Inspirational birthday toasts that motivate the birthday boy or girl to follow their dreams are the best.

For some examples, take a look at the inspirational birthday toasts below to inspire any birthday gal or guy who need a little boost on their birthday.

Amazing achievements demand amazing people. You have achieved so many amazing feats in your life and, as everyone here would tell you themselves, you will achieve many more. Wishing you the happiest of birthdays!

Happy birthday! Here's to forgetting how long you have lived and remembering everything you accomplished in your life and what you will achieve with all the time you have left.

May every birthday you celebrate bring you greater beauty (the real kind), a wealth of intelligence, more insight and lasting wisdom. Have a wonderful birthday!


Birthday Toasts - Inspirational Toast and Inspirational Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Inspirational Toast and Inspirational Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Inspirational Toast and Inspirational Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Inspirational Toast and Inspirational Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Inspirational Toast and Inspirational Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Inspirational Toast and Inspirational Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Your birthday is the perfect time for me to share what I really think of you. You are my hero. You exemplify everything I respect in this world: honesty, compassion, caring, integrity, love, you name it, you possess it. And I'm not just saying these words because it's your birthday. Every day, I model my life after yours. For this reason alone, I'm a better person. Keep shining your light, so the rest of us can happily live in your shadow. Happy birthday.

The road you've chosen for yourself is a challenging one, but you've persevered, regardless of every obstacle in your path. You are a shining example of what it means to be brave. You've proven all the naysayers wrong. And you did it so gracefully. You should be very proud of yourself. I know I am. I know that everybody here feels the same way. Happy birthday to the strongest person I know…and love. Cheers!

Someone once said to me that there's beauty in life's struggles. I never understood what those words meant, until I met you. You've struggled all your life and succeeded, even when the odds were stacked against you. You are a beautiful soul. There's true beauty in everything you do. Happy birthday! May you always see in yourself what we see in you.


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Romantic
Birthday Toasts

What are the best romantic birthday toasts? Put simply: any toast that truly expresses your love for the birthday boy or girl.

To see what I mean, check out the romantic birthday toasts below. Each will show your girlfriend, boyfriend, husband or wife how much you love them with heartfelt words that they will cherish forever.

Like the greatest oaks that thrive on nature's water and sunshine, I've grown, prospered and reached amazing heights through your tender love and care. Happy birthday, darling! I love you.

I know I don't say it aloud as often as I should but I love you! Hope you have an amazing birthday today! More than anyone else I know, you deserve the very best.

You just get more and more beautiful each and every day, so your most beautiful years are still in front of you. I love you...and always will. Happy birthday, honey!


Birthday Toasts - Romantic Toast and Romantic Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Romantic Toast and Romantic Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Romantic Toast and Romantic Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Romantic Toast and Romantic Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Romantic Toast and Romantic Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Romantic Toast and Romantic Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Happy birthday, sweetheart. Your love gives me the strength I need to overcome every hurdle in life and savor every sunny day life bestows. You make every struggle easier and every day brighter. I love you more today than yesterday but not as much as all your birthdays tomorrow.

Wherever you are, I want to be, for there's nowhere warmer, kinder or lovelier than in your arms. You are my home sweet home here, there and everywhere. Happy birthday, my love.

The gentle touch of your hand, the soothing warmth of your skin, the musical sound of your voice, the beautiful smile on your face and the bright sparkle in your eyes ripple through my heart and soul like wildfire. May every second of your birthday be as heavenly as your burning love is to me. Here's to you, my dearest of all. 


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Sentimental
Birthday Toasts

When should you deliver a sentimental birthday toast? This is the best type of toast to use when you want to show your loved ones how much you care about them. 

 For some inspiration, below are sentimental birthday toasts that you can deliver or modify. Go ahead! Even a few sentimental words can make a big difference to someone on their birthday.

I would like to raise a toast to growing older gracefully. I've always heard that it's possible but never believed it — that was until I met our very graceful birthday girl. Nobody I know makes growing older look so effortlessly beautiful like her. Happy birthday.

I just wanted to take the time today to wish my mother a happy birthday! My Mom is an amazing woman. If I only had one word to describe what makes her so amazing, that word would be "love." She gives so much of it away without expecting any in return. I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say, we love you dearly. Happy birthday, Mom!

Just wanted to wish you a very, very happy birthday today! You're one of the most big-hearted, friendly, uplifting and thoughtful people I know. I feel blessed to have you in my life! Happy birthday!


Birthday Toasts - Sentimental Toast and Sentimental Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Sentimental Toast and Sentimental Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Sentimental Toast and Sentimental Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Sentimental Toast and Sentimental Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Sentimental Toast and Sentimental Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

Birthday Toasts - Sentimental Toast and Sentimental Toast Keepsake for a Birthday Guy or Gal

I'm glad I'm here to celebrate your birthday. I've known you for many years and, because life (and, I guess, my shy nature) can often get in the way of telling someone special in your life how much you care about them, I've never really told you how special you are to me. You are so special to me. You make my life, well, better. I just wanted you to know how I feel about you. Happy birthday! May all your days be as wonderful as this celebration of you.

Happy birthday. I don't know anybody who deserves to have the happiest of birthdays more than you. You are someone who never asks for anything and who never hesitates to lend a helping hand to anyone. This celebration is for you, so let us give you a hand for once. Let us make this birthday the best ever. Here's to you.

Wishing you a mere "happy birthday" just doesn't cut it for me. I would like to say more. I want you to know that this is your special day, and you should feel as special as you are to us. That said, I want to wish you a "happy, happy, happy, happy, happy birthday" for today and a "happy, happy, happy, happy, happy birthday" for all your tomorrows. Cheers!


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