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As you look through the toasts in this section, you'll come across my "Message Guy Tips" and "Message Guy Picks" from time to time, which will help you pick the toasts that best suit the birthday boy or girl.
You can use my toasts "as is" or change them to your liking — whatever makes you comfortable. Start off by choosing the style that's right for you and the birthday girl or boy below.
Every toast is free and mistake-free
Every birthday tribute here is FREE to use. And every single one is writer-approved, so don't worry about making any mistakes.
Now you can feel comfortable standing up in front of any birthday party crowd and toast the birthday girl or boy with complete confidence.
What you'll find below is merely a preview of all the toasts I have in this section. Many more await you in just a click...via the links above or below.
Funny Birthday Toasts Preview
To a secret that has the whole world (and this whole room) buzzing with excitement and wonder...your real age.
Happy birthday! There's no sense in fretting about your age. Getting older is like owning a dilapidated home. Every year, it's a something else. One day, you need to get your pipes fixed and, the next day, you're spending thousands on a front facelift. Too bad we can't buy a new home.
Here's to you. No matter how old you get, you never look your age. The only reason I know you're 50 is because I have it on good authority that your chiropractor sent you a birthday card.
I would like to raise a toast to growing older gracefully. I've always heard that it's possible but never believed it — that was until I met our very graceful birthday girl. Nobody I know makes growing older look so effortlessly beautiful like her. Happy birthday.
I just wanted to take the time today to wish my mother a happy birthday! My Mom is an amazing woman. If I only had one word to describe what makes her so amazing, that word would be "love." She gives so much of it away without expecting any in return. I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say, we love you dearly. Happy birthday, Mom!
Just wanted to wish you a very, very happy birthday today! You're one of the most big-hearted, friendly, uplifting and thoughtful people I know. I feel blessed to have you in my life! Happy birthday!
Amazing achievements demand amazing people. You have achieved so many amazing feats in your life and, as everyone here would tell you themselves, you will achieve many more. Wishing you the happiest of birthdays!
Happy birthday! Here's to forgetting how long you have lived and remembering everything you accomplished in your life and what you will achieve with all the time you have left.
May every birthday you celebrate bring you greater beauty (the real kind), a wealth of intelligence, more insight and lasting wisdom. Have a wonderful birthday!
So what if you're another year older. Think of it this way: You’re just one day older than yesterday. Have a wonderful birthday!
Let what I'm about to say be a lesson to you: when a young man or woman is beautiful, it is a fluke of Mother Nature. When an old man or woman is beautiful, it's a work of art...and you're a masterpiece! Happy birthday!
You taught me that the most obvious route to happiness is right under your nose — yourself — and you just need to look at yourself from another angle to be happy. Hoping you're as happy with yourself as we are with you. Happy birthday.