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Perfect funny birthday poems get a chuckle and smile — plus make the birthday guy or gal feel perfect the rest of the day. That's the kind you'll get here.

I wish you something, just can't remember.
Don't be upset, you're my family member.
It was clearly on my mind.
With so many thoughts, it's hard to find.
Maybe it's simply not that essential.
Please lose that frown — you have so much potential.
On second thought, it might be coming back to me.
Now I know why those brain pills were free.
Visions appear of colorful balloons.
In the background, I hear those fine tunes.
Near the end of the dream, I can taste a delicious cake.
It must be your birthday, as I awake.
A birthday should always be a joyous occasion.
Family and friends, an obvious invasion.
Duplicate gifts you don’t even like.
If you complain, you might get a strike.
One simple day, placed on display, carefully observed for signs of decay.
Dishonest smiles, they don’t mingle in truth, as if you were the only losing your youth.
At such a wise age, everything seems so clear.
An excuse to celebrate, they all came for beer.
Deep down inside you know that they care.
Your zoo is unique — normal is rare.

So you're turning 60.
What can I say?
You look pretty good.
Even with a touch of gray.
Your eyes are still blue.
You're still kind and mellow.
Your smile is just as infectious.
Even if your teeth are sort of yellow.
Anyway, they say 60 is the new 50.
You might even say 60 is as good as gold.
If you ask me, though, you can't fool Mother Nature.
No matter how you slice it, you're still getting old.

Money's tight.
Times are hard.
Here's your friggin’ birthday card.

Some say the glass is half empty.
Others say the glass is half full.
But it's your birthday, so drink what you want and act very cool.

Happy birthday to you.
Stick your head down the loo.
And because it’s your birthday, I'll flush it for you!

Cake...Eat a little, eat a lot.
Eat until you have to stop!

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Stop complaining...I am older than you!
Happy birthday!

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
This poem is your present, so boo hoo hoo!
Happy birthday!

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Now that you're 21, the first round is on you.

Look who’s turning fifty.
A large cake you will need.
That’s a lot of candles.
Looks like a Christmas tree.
Happy Birthday, fifty year old!

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