Funny birthday quotes, on their own, are funny but don't really say much about the birthday boy or girl...or your feelings for them. The personal birthday wishes you add to these famous birthday messages make them more personal, making all the difference to your loved ones.
To make the whole process easier for you, I've written (for you) personal birthday wishes before and after the funny quotes below. Of course, you can tweak these birthday verses, if you want to make them even more personal. You can even use the wishes without the funny birthday quotes.
Message Guy Tip #25: How to pick funny birthday quotes...
One of the best times to make people laugh at themselves is their birthday. Any age is fodder for humor. Funny birthday quotes can amuse just about anyone you know.
Choose funny birthday quotes (with personal birthday messages) below that most bring out your funny bone and best reflect the recipient’s sense of humor. Important: pick a serious quote if the birthday boy or girl can’t take a joke.
This is a secret you and I can definitely share.
“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age."
~ Lucille Ball
This year, we're 39, right? Happy 39th birthday!
Let's celebrate your birthday tonight, but not too much! According to Jim Gaffigan:
“Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen."
~ Jim Gaffigan
Heck, let's have a blast. Pass the bottle! Happy birthday!
You know what they say about mid-life:
“Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons."
~ Eli Cass
On your special day, let's kill two birds with one stone and do it for both reasons.
Happy frisky birthday!
“The best years of a woman's life — the 10 years between 39 and 40."
Happy 39th birthday...again!
I thought that my marriage was a prison sentence but...
“Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed."
~ Anthony Powell
Let's break out and take off in a very expensive sports car! Happy birthday!
When I got you a gift, I kept this quote in mind:
“For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier...I put them in the same room and let them fight it out."
~ Steven Wright
So I got you the best gift I could think of: me. Happy birthday!
Message Guy Pick
This quote always makes me laugh out loud but that's not the only reason why it's my favorite...
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This is one of my top picks because it touches upon the notion that husbands, forever knuckleheads, should never provoke the wrath of a woman who already feels lousy about growing older...all in a lighthearted, truth-in-jest way. ◄ Read less
Nothing is more dangerous than a woman scorned. You know what they say:
“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
~ E. Joseph Cossman
Honey, I've imprinted your birthday on my brain (because I want to, not because I have to). Happy birthday! It's your birthday, right?