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Great funny birthday wishes have one thing in common: they're funny. Bad ones just insult you. 

Here, the funny birthday messages are all, well, great overall.

The next step for you? You need to choose a funny birthday verse that's funny enough to pass your "funny bone" test and won't fail to make the birthday girl or boy laugh and feel special, depending on his sense of humor. 

If selecting a funny wish seems a little daunting to you, join the company. As they say, "comedy is hard." To help you pick the best funny birthday messages for your loved ones, click here to check out Message Guy Tip #38.

There's one sure-fire way to make me remember your birthday. Stop buying me stuff. Happy birthday, Dad!

First, I would like to wish you a "happy birthday!" Now I will tell you why it isn't...

Happy birthday! When you were a kid, I taught you how to walk, talk and play nice. Now that you're older, all I want to do is teach you how to sit still, keep quiet and make a nice living.

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The funny birthday message below is for someone with a tough skin.
Otherwise, avoid it at all costs.

Happy birthday to someone who has never looked better. Never.

Happy birthday. With all the candles on your birthday cake, your heating bill should be pretty low this month.

Happy birthday. You know you're older than you think when eating a bowl or two of cereal for supper is preferable to cooking dinner.

Happy birthday. It's great to be young, beautiful and energetic. You must miss those days!

Happy birthday. If you're on a diet, grab two pieces of your birthday cake (one in each hand) and, like magic, you'll be on a balanced diet!

Happy birthday. Your mind is still in good shape. You may be a little forgetful but at least you haven't forgotten that you're forgetful.

There's only one birthday that's truly bad: your last one! All the rest, it's been scientifically proven, are good for your health. Here's to another happy birthday.

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I've put all the Amazon links you'll ever need in one place — right below — so you don't have to spend hours online searching for the perfect gifts, cards or party supplies. Choosing something great for the birthday boy or girl has never been so easy.


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Happy birthday! One more year down the drain, one more reason to plug away at life. 

Happy birthday! Age is a only number and yours only seems to go in reverse.

Happy birthday. Remember how excited you were as a kid whenever you had a birthday? Kids are stupid.

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Happy birthday. As you get older, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. 

Happy birthday. You know you're older than you think when you really start believing that 50 is the new 40! 

Happy birthday! Now that you’re getting older, your kids should respect you. After all, you graduated from high school and college without Google or Wikipedia. 

I know you hate birthdays but you should celebrate yours. Aren't most people your age dead? Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! You know you're older than you think when putting on lipstick and eyeliner is harder than exercising! 

Happy birthday! I can't wait for your special day to end, so we can celebrate the one that really matters — mine. 

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