Great wife birthday wishes have one thing in common: all can pass the “wife test” easily. All the original, beautifully written birthday messages for wives on this page have gotten an A+ (from my wife). Start your search right here...
Message Guy Tip #27: How to pick wife birthday wishes...
Wife birthday messages, needless to say, should be romantic.
The perfect birthday wish for your wife will make her feel like you're courting her all over again. It may even bring tears of joy to her eyes. Even better, it will remind her why she fell in love with you in the first place.
The big question: what's the perfect level of romance that should go into a birthday wish for your wife? The answer is...
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The answer? It depends on her personality, your personality and, last but certainly not least, your relationship with her. If you take a good look at these three important factors, you won't have too much trouble picking one of those wife birthday wishes that will sweep her off her feet.
If you have a strong relationship and your wife appreciates romantic gestures from you (and you're comfortable with channeling your inner Romeo), feel free to pick the most romantic birthday wish in this section. There are plenty of them.
If you have a slightly tired (very average) relationship and romance does not come too easily to you and your wife, opt for a birthday wish that expresses your feelings in a subdued way...but don't be cold (it's your wife's special day, after all).
If your relationship with your wife is chugging away nicely and feels like a well-worn pair of slippers, you should be "romantic" with the wife birthday wishes you choose for her, but not too romantic. You should probably lean more on the sentimental side (if you can't find any sentimental wishes here, click here to go to my Sentimental Birthday Wishes section).
If your relationship with your wife is, well, lousy, you're in the wrong section. Don't even look at any of the wife birthday wishes here. Click here to go to my Happy Birthday Wishes section and choose a generic message. In your case, you can't go wrong with this type of birthday greeting.
Whatever you do, your goal is to make your wife feel special. Get started with one of the wife birthday wishes below and make sure that it says everything you want to express. If it doesn't, just tweak it here and there and make it your own.
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Today, I'm going to shower you with hugs, kisses and lots of presents. Feel free to live like a queen. Celebrate! You deserve the best on your special day and every day. Happy birthday, honey!
Wishing you as many wishes as you want, as much as joy as you can stand and more love than you ever imagined on your special day. Happy birthday, sweetie.
Happy birthday to my honey bunch of joy, my sweet nectar of love, my beautiful wife, my life!
Message Guy Tip #73: What wives want to hear from their husbands...
If you can't figure out what you want to say in your wife's birthday wish, find out what most wives want their husbands to say to them. Fortunately, I just read an article on the "10 things wives want to hear from their husbands." Great piece! Click here if you want to read it now.
You are stunning, striking, sexy, sultry, scandalous, seductive, sensuous, slinky, spicy and steamy — in other words, a hottie! Happy birthday, lover!
I don't want to celebrate your birthday…only. I would like to celebrate your birth every day of the week, every week of the year, every year for the rest of our lives. I love you!
We should make your birthday an international holiday. That’s how special your special day is to me. That’s how special you are. So Happy <name of wife> day!
Message Guy Pick
The birthday wish below is #1 on this page and perfect for any wife because...
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This is one of my top picks because it really says it all. Your wife wants to hear that she will always be your soul mate, your lover, your best friend, your life. What wife wouldn't want to hear these words? None. ◄ Read less
You are and will always be my princess, my lover, my best friend, my soul mate, my life, no matter how many of your birthdays come and go. Happy, happy birthday!
When people are about to blow out their birthday candles, they get one wish. On your birthdays, you should get as many as you want and, with all my heart, I will make them come true. Happy birthday, darling!
Birthdays may come and go, but our love will never leave. It will stay forever in our hearts. Happy birthday, honey! I love you!
No husband is as lucky as me, unless he has a beautiful wife like you — a soul mate that time only makes more beautiful. Happy birthday, beautiful!
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I’m not a success in life because I have an amazing wife like you behind me. It’s because I have my soul mate — you — by my side. Happy birthday, my dearest!
You mean so much more to me than words can ever say, but I’ll try anyway. I adore you. I worship you. I respect you. I admire you. I’m mad about you. I’m nuts about you. I’m crazy about you. I love you. There! Happy birthday, baby!
Happy birthday. I'm so glad that I married you. You are my life, my true soul mate!
There’s really no contest when it comes to the best thing in my life. It’s you by a long shot. You’re my everything! I love you so much. Happy birthday, honey bunch!
Happy birthday to the world's most incredible, amazing, magnificent, unbelievable, extraordinary, fantastic and remarkable wife. Need I say more? Yes, you’re also the best!
You're still the wonderful woman I married. I'm so grateful that you are my wife. Happy birthday.
Message Guy Pick: My favorite funny wife birthday wishes...
If you want to give your wife a funny birthday wish, go ahead. You don't have to stick to romantic birthday messages. Here are some funny birthday verses that will make your wife laugh (without getting offended, because you wouldn't want to deal with the fallout).
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Funny Birthday Wishes For Your Wife
Wife birthday wishes don't only have to be romantic — they can also be funny. If your wife’s sense of humor is alive and well, don’t only be a Romeo — you should also be a Louis CK.
Here are some funny birthday wishes for your wife that will certainly do the trick: you know, make her laugh with you, not at you…
Honey, you get more beautiful with every birthday you celebrate. How old are you this year? 29? Yes, you look just like a 29 year old. Happy 29th!
I’m so glad you’re my wife. I’m so glad you show me how to enjoy life..without TV, beer and my friends. So, so, so glad! Happy birthday!
On your birthday, it’s only fair that you should be treated like a queen, since I treat you like a princess the rest of the year. Happy birthday, your Highness!
You are the best thing to ever happen to me…after smart TV. I love to be with you…during commercial breaks. Happy birthday, dear!
At 50, you're still the same woman I married…only your looks have changed. Happy birthday.
No husband is as lucky as I am to have a wife like you, unless he has a trophy wife. Happy birthday, beautiful!
You’re a national treasure — your birthday should be a national holiday. It should be called “Groundhog Day.” Happy birthday, my little Punxsutawney Phil!
Many of your birthdays have come and gone…and I’m still here. Do I get any points for that? Happy birthday, dear.
Darling, I could never live without you…preparing my meals, washing the dishes and cleaning our home. Happy birthday to my favorite person in the world!
Happy belated birthday, darling! You don’t mind that I’m a little late, right? This way, you get to celebrate your birthday twice in one year. Hooray!