Page 4 already? If you haven't yet found just the right funny birthday quotes, I've written another page for you full of incredibly hilarious choices.
To make every famous funny quotation here even more amusing and personal in nature, I've also drafted two special birthday wishes for you — one you can use as an intro to the quote and one that brings home whatever idea to you want to get across to the birthday girl or boy.
Your loved ones will love the famous sayings and the messages that come with them.
Message Guy Pick
Below is the funniest quote on this page. Why? It's, first and foremost, clever. It also has many other great qualities. What are they?
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This is one of my top picks because it uses a cleverly funny way to talk about the biggest gripe older people have...feeling the aches and pains of getting older. It also gives you a chance to counteract this message with a little encouragement for your loved ones. ◄ Read less
Now that you've reached mid-life, there's something you need to know...
“Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.”
~ Harold Coffin
Despite the aches and pains, middle age really will be the best time of your life (I promise, I know). Enjoy! Happy birthday!
Told you so...
"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."
~ Charles Wadsworth
Happy birthday, Dad!
Whether you're old or young, certain things don't change.
“In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.”
~ Beverly Sills
Bottom line: there will always be difficulties but life goes merrily (if you want) on anyway. Happy birthday!
Optimism is good to have in mid-life.
“Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.”
~ Don Marquis
Delusions of grandeur are also good to have, as long as they make you happy. Here's to the illusion of youth! Happy birthday!