Great funny birthday wishes have one thing in common: they're funny. Bad ones just insult you.
Here, the funny birthday messages are all, well, great overall.
The next step for you? You need to choose a funny birthday verse that's funny enough to pass your "funny bone" test and won't fail to make the birthday girl or boy laugh and feel special, depending on his sense of humor.
If selecting a funny wish seems a little daunting to you, join the company. As they say, "comedy is hard." To help you pick the best funny birthday messages for your loved ones, click here to check out Message Guy Tip #38.
There's one sure-fire way to make me remember your birthday. Stop buying me stuff. Happy birthday, Dad!
First, I would like to wish you a "happy birthday!" Now I will tell you why it isn't...
Happy birthday! When you were a kid, I taught you how to walk, talk and play nice. Now that you're older, all I want to do is teach you how to sit still, keep quiet and make a nice living.
Message Guy Tip
The funny birthday message below is for someone with a tough skin. Otherwise, avoid it at all costs.
Happy birthday to someone who has never looked better. Never.
Happy birthday. With all the candles on your birthday cake, your heating bill should be pretty low this month.
Happy birthday. You know you're older than you think when eating a bowl or two of cereal for supper is preferable to cooking dinner.
Happy birthday. It's great to be young, beautiful and energetic. You must miss those days!
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Happy birthday. If you're on a diet, grab two pieces of your birthday cake (one in each hand) and, like magic, you'll be on a balanced diet!
Happy birthday. Your mind is still in good shape. You may be a little forgetful but at least you haven't forgotten that you're forgetful.
There's only one birthday that's truly bad: your last one! All the rest, it's been scientifically proven, are good for your health. Here's to another happy birthday.