The funny birthday wishes here are the best birthday messages to put in a card, eCard or text for a birthday girl or boy with a great sense of humor.
Simply pick the birthday greeting that helps you best express what you want to say to your loved ones...and is guaranteed to tickle their funny bone.
Keep in mind that, as you're making your choice, you should never select funny birthday messages that are even remotely insulting, offensive or abusive. Just stick to birthday greetings that have the best chance of making the people you love laugh with you.
Happy birthday! If age is all in our minds, why do we feel more and more aches and pains all over our bodies as we get older?
Happy birthday! Birthdays are nature's way of making sure we don’t get out of here alive.
Happy birthday! Did you turn up the heat or just light all the candles on your birthday cake?
Birthdays can be hazardous to your health. The more you have, the worse you look and feel and the less you see and hear.
Happy birthday! With age comes wisdom and grace. Better luck next year.
Birthdays are like drinking. After a few, you feel great. Too many, you feel like hell.